ranty rant
let me tell you something about shampoo. shampoo represents capitalist bullshit to me. i was thinking about it, and really, we are owned by the shampoo industry, that giant sudsy megatron of clean hair products. we are going to buy shampoo, but what does it all mean? nature fusion, revitalizing, protein compounds? how can we really know that it’s even real and not just some set of taglines made up by the marketing division. for all we know, the perfect solution to hair care could be out there, but there is such a profit to be made off of developing new and supposedly better products that no one would dream of ending it with a perfect product! shampoo is a lie, my friends, shampoo is a lie!